June 2012
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
May 2012
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Anonymous asked: i like ur blog
deadb1ogger:
FIRMLY GRASP IT
catholicfather:
“im a straight christian girl and im FOR gay rights!”
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mintblondie:
it doesn’t matter if you love him
or capital H A M
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Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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pimpmasterampora:
ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ. ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＧＡＭＥＳ
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wow today was so scary and happy and wow
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Anonymous asked: you have no idea how amazing you are
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poop
goodnight
fetusparty:
why was your bucket on top of our door?
why was you door under my bucket?
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coke-a-chola:
old man bellsprout is my favorite
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looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
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teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
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Anonymous asked: I can't take you seriously because I always bust out laughing when I see your profile picture.
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